explosive ejaculation; prefereably aimed directly at an unsuspecting female face. The force of which should render the victim unconscious for a brief period of time.
"Yo, you should have seen the cum bullets I shot at Stacy last night. She was out cold for a minute."
by EK March 22, 2004
Get the cum bullets mug.An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.
Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date
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and magic bullet
a specific, fail-safe solution to a problem(from the notion that a bullet made of silver is necessary to kill a werewolf)
a specific, fail-safe solution to a problem(from the notion that a bullet made of silver is necessary to kill a werewolf)
by Light Joker February 13, 2005
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by hey nonny August 27, 2006
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When offering me the job, Criss Angel cut my salary request in half. Then he told me that he was doing ME a favor because working with him meant working with a celebrity and his "Magic Kids". Bahahahahah! Saying no to that was like dodging a bullet!
by julesSD October 16, 2013
Get the dodging a bullet mug."Jimmy Buffett is famous for his ability to help his fans escape to a tropical world of beaches and cool breezes". Jimmy Buffett opened the doors of the Caribbean feeling to people in the U.S., becoming one of the most popular artists of today. While he is commonly known for "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville", his true fans know that it is songs like "The Weather is Here I wish you were Beautiful", "Fins", "A Pirate Looks at Fourty", and "One Particular Harbour", plus about 200 other songs that prove him to be the talented song writer he is. Jimmy Buffett created his Phan club of Parrottheads: a group of fun alcoholics who work too hard and listen to Buffett as a way of winding down. Or, a group of lazy beach bums. Either way, fan's of Buffett love him and his music for all it is. At the same time, we all know he couldn't be the same artist without the help of his Coral Reefers.
by BananaWind May 2, 2005
Get the Jimmy Buffett mug.Short, Stubby Cannabis 'Joint' made exclusivley for use in a bong. The 'BULLET' mustbe placed in a tube with no gauze as when it is near fully burnt it will shoot through. Basically an improvised single-use bowl.
"Hey everyone! Look! The 'Bonglord' is about to do it again" Bonglord says: "man do i really have to do it again, i already feel like i am a big salmon." "There he goes, i've never seen anyone do that, he calls it the 'BONG BULLET'."
by John onda Bong August 21, 2006
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