by MaryJaneBryant December 13, 2021
Get the Frankie Bryantmug. Always Positive with a large penis. Most likely to become a millionaire by 27 but also wants to travel.
by Venenennd March 13, 2017
Get the Eugene Bryantmug. An unknown species from an unknown location in the wilderness, high key homeless, but likes to tell people they’re not so that they don’t get shouted at. A Bryant usually has many hobbies, one of them includes photography:
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
Bro 1: “bro you hear that, sounds like someone’s in your gym”
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
by Smolbean tarik April 17, 2019
Get the Bryantmug. Fufu , dead , Limp , Garbage, cheeks, Ass, false advertising , lame , itty bitty , small , short dick , looser , feeble, weak, thin, flimsy, poor, sorry; unconvincing, implausible, unlikely "a lame excuse" minute, minuscule, microscopic, nanoscale, infinitesimal, very small, little, mini, diminutive, miniature, scaled down, baby, toy, dwarf, pygmy, peewee, Lilliputian; informalteeny, teeny-weeny, teensy, teensy-weensy, itty-bitty, itsy-bitsy, eensy, eensy-weensy, little-bitty; bite-sized, pint-sized; wee
"what are these tiny red insects?"unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informalthick, dim, dimwitted, slow-witted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded, daft
"they're rather stupid"
foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, scatterbrained, nonsensical, senseless, harebrained, unthinking, ill-advised, ill-considered, unwise, injudicious;
inane, absurd, ludicrous, ridiculous, laughable, risible, fatuous, asinine, mad, insane, lunatic;
informalcrazy, dopey, cracked, half-baked, dimwitted, cockeyed, lamebrained, nutty, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy
"that was a really stupid thing to do"
"what are these tiny red insects?"unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informalthick, dim, dimwitted, slow-witted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded, daft
"they're rather stupid"
foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, scatterbrained, nonsensical, senseless, harebrained, unthinking, ill-advised, ill-considered, unwise, injudicious;
inane, absurd, ludicrous, ridiculous, laughable, risible, fatuous, asinine, mad, insane, lunatic;
informalcrazy, dopey, cracked, half-baked, dimwitted, cockeyed, lamebrained, nutty, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy
"that was a really stupid thing to do"
Wow your so Bryant . boy yo ass Bryant . I don't want him he's Bryant . Ugh I hate a Bryant dude ....
by Bryantstipid1 August 30, 2016
Get the Bryantmug. Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time
Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.
Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.
by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. A Caucasian man who in his mid 30's who gets with tons of women but also makes a good hubby if a girl treats him right. Bryant is known for going to a strip club and picking up girls and having sex with them for no cost. A complete 'boss' player with connections to organized crime including the five families of New York. They have a English name but have Italian heritage. Has a huge dick and all the girls especially married women want to take turns on it. Their girlfriends talk about it and how they are going to take pictures of it and send to each other so they can masturbate to it at their office and insurance jobs.
J.T 2 TIME - YOU EVER HEARD OF BRYANT?
MELISSA - ISN'T HE THAT SEXY MOFO WHO FUKS ALL THE BROADS
J.T 2 TIME - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT SWEETIE, BETTER GET ON THAT THING AND SEND THE PICTURES TO YOUR GF'S.
MELISSA - ISN'T HE THAT SEXY MOFO WHO FUKS ALL THE BROADS
J.T 2 TIME - YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT SWEETIE, BETTER GET ON THAT THING AND SEND THE PICTURES TO YOUR GF'S.
by YAHEAR September 2, 2023
Get the bryantmug. by JoseDaGoat445 February 13, 2025
Get the Kobe Bryantmug.