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White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.
6 out of 10 guys at any predominantly white mall in america.

a "dude" can be positive,
a "bro" can also be positive,
but a "dude bro" is never a good thing.
dude bro by Truett December 12, 2006

dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing 

something you say when someone makes a stupid fucking joke
sophia- “I am gonna baptize my child in vape smoke”

everyone else- “dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing”

bro globes 

Jimmy got smacked in the bro globes.
bro globes by Flying aardvark February 26, 2014
A word used when one is departing a place or situation. The phrase is an acronym for Jet, Jam, Bounce, and Roll Out.
Man, this party sucks... lets J-J-BRO!
J-J-BRO by Erin Baker April 2, 2007

bro parking 

-noun
The section of a parking lot, usually towards the rear of the lot, where all the bro trucks park. The vehicles are typically parked with at least 1 empty space between vehicles, on each side. The concept of bro parking is to park your "extreme ride" as far away from other vehicles as possible. This is allegedly done for any number of bro reasons:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles, or hits from shopping carts.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.

Bro Parking is often littered with waste, as bros would rather pollute than keep trash in their precious vehicle until they are near a trash can.

Bro Parking is typically found in areas like the Inland Empire, in Southern California.

See also: bro park (verb) for further information.
"It was a busy day at the shopping center, so we parked way in the back of the lot in the bro parking."
bro parking by brownnipples February 9, 2009

bro-tini 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.
I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.
bro-tini by KidA RIP November 21, 2009