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Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014
"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"
Bread Crumbing by Grazzz September 23, 2014

bread baby 

Similar to a food baby, when a person consumes large amounts of carbohydrates (e.g.- breads, pastas, rice) and their stomach protrudes, looking pregnant.
I have to stop eating so many carbs or else I'm going to birth a bread baby.
bread baby by cretinhop June 26, 2008

Bread snake 

Slang term for a twist tie.
I just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now I'm going to have stale bread.
Bread snake by jk298 November 5, 2010

Bread Bank 

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you wanT?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant

honestly, fuck y'all

i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

what the fuck are you sayin'?

all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
Bread Bank by Fucca November 20, 2020

bread sliced 

Getting your hair cut...
Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
bread sliced by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

bread test 

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."
bread test by pickle peter December 17, 2013