Boris Da Blob

something really lazy and gets angry at small things

boris da blob = nice to know or just shut up

by ImperialMonolophosaurus November 5, 2020

boris-sexual

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.

X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)

by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021

borisof

Measure of time equal to 20 minutes, used to describe anything that is brief enuf. Celebration of brevity, it happens to be the exact length of a tete-a-tete meeting between the Prime Ministers of Bulgaria and Russia in 2010. Enuf time to cover in detail energy, transport and economy projects.

Indoor rowing workout of exactly 20 minutes. Less intimidating than standardized and officially recognized 30 minutes races or 2k sprint.

Also, the time the other person really spent on brief code review regardless of LOC and the ideal length of the power nap.

Person A: "I can't row today, I'm so tired"
Person B: "How about you give me one borisof"
Person A: "OK, tomorrow, I promiss"

Person A: "I am hungry!"
Person B: "Dinner will be ready in a borisof"

Person A: "I'll take a borisof nap while you review.'

by giveme20 September 14, 2021

Borrieblaffer

A cunt who’s extremely autistic smokes a lot of weed and likes rimming dudes and smoke crack

Stefan de borrieblaffer

by Opperjunk November 22, 2021

BorisJohnson

To step in shit.

Oh no! I BorisJohnsoned!

by papi1938374 January 19, 2022

Boris The Alien

Boris The Alien is a evolution of United kingdom's prime minister, Boris Johnson.
You can get him by either feeding his cheese and onion crisps, or mars bars.

Oh no, is that Boris The Alien coming to tackle us?

Yes, it is. RUN!!!

Boris The Alien is watching you.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

Boristic

Adjective
1. Making the best of any and all situations
2. Enjoying life as it is

That man over there has a very boristic disposition.

by A.M. DC April 15, 2022