Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl

Look at those bongos!

by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020

Bongo

A false call in bingo will grant you this nickname.

Cody false called a bingo, hence why his nickname is now ‘Bongo’

by Abcefgay November 28, 2022

Congo Bongo

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.

Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo

by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024