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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Bongo

"Bongo" is a term used when referring to somebody of African heritage. Despite the word being colloquial, the word too can be used when referring to extravagant behavior in general, regardless of genetic make-up.

The word is often used among peers or friends as a representation of camaraderie and companionship. It has also been known to be used to refer to people with rather dark skin tones, particularly those of African heritage.

The word is viable when referring to:

-Anyone with direct blood relatives who are of great African heritage
-Anyone who hails from the African continent (apart from Caucasian individuals)

-Anyone who is of African heritage, overall*

*When referring to individuals from North Africa, the term should be used loosely, and with a sense of exaggeration as it does not serve as a fact to prove that these individuals are Africans of dark complexions (I.E Bantu's)

The term originated in Gabon, near the 'Minkembe National Park'. The term then spread throughout Central African as a term when referring to members of the Bantu community. The term was then piqued to popularity in South Africa. During the late 2000's to the mid 2010's, It was used as a word to treat refugees hailing from other African nations with contempt. Today it has become a term to represent African pride. It is also accepted as an insult depending on the circumstances, among those who are considered "Bongos" themselves.
Have you made yourself aware of how dark in complexion Chief Keef appeared on stage tonight? He is a true BONGO.

Yes, Meghan Markle is biracial. I believe one of her parents is an African-American. I consider her to be a BONGO.

So Bill Gates seemed unappreciative of Ellen DeGeneres' $20,000 cheque as a gift ? Wow, what a BONGO.

I am indeed aware of the fact that she is actually of direct Moroccan descent. I therefore consider her to be a BONGO.

Greetings. How are you all on this fine day, my fellow BONGOS.
by TEBONGZ January 13, 2021
mugGet the Bongomug.

ethno bongo

person that lends themselves to a purist state of presumed well being by showing affection towards nature, organic food, biological awareness, and freedom of speech
Hey dude, check out that chick, she is all ethno bongo like, check at that veggie burger she's eating with her goats milk organically produced latte!
by AmabokoT5 March 26, 2011
mugGet the ethno bongomug.

Bongo

He's gone Bongo
by TunaBread July 1, 2020
mugGet the Bongomug.

bongoes

Similar in meaning to "good", but has the connotation that whatever is being described could be radical, extreme or unexpected. Can alternatively be spelt "bongos".

See also: bongoeman, bongify, beats the drums
"Check it out, this is bongoes!"
"Did you go to the party yesterday? It was absolutely bongoes!"
by Bongoeman February 26, 2025
mugGet the bongoesmug.

bongo

basically means a man of overwhelming confidence, who people aspire to be like
by filipinoboy8 November 22, 2021
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Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
mugGet the Bouncing Bongosmug.

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