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psych buzzword bingo

This describes the overuse of PSYCHOBABBLE terms by unqualified amateurs.
Saffron says that her narc, BPD SO with anger issues devalued her truth, l said "psych buzzword bingo!"
by I, Wreckerrr May 4, 2021
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Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.
1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo
by MeffaKev August 27, 2010
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bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.
Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.
by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011
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Mongos on bongos

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.
By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!
by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014
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management bingo

an office game for yuppies and geeks

1. go to an office meeting

2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase

3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear
Collect phrases like :

"moving forward" (in the future)

"Growing the business"

"mental bandwidth"

"de-risk"

"develop a plan around"

"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)

"partner with" (in reference to another work group)

etc...

Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!

(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"
by P Taylor February 17, 2008
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Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.
Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?
by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011
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Bingo Arms

Bingo arms contain a mass of flabbage near the armpit. When jarred or jostled, the fat tends to move back and forth in the opposite direction. The excitement of winning BINGO at senior's night will prompt an increase of noticeability of these babies.
"BINGO!!!!" *old lady flaps the fat on her bingo arms around*
by lovelyrita(metermaid) June 30, 2011
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