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Bongo

A big black uncivilised person, typically named Ta Grrr.
Jy you bongo
by LittilGorri April 25, 2023
mugGet the Bongomug.

Bongo

Similar to the word "Mango", it is used to describe an idiotic person, or their action. A bongo is someone who is so stupid that they probably do not have a brain, their head is just skin stretched over their skull.
He was such a bongo, he couldn't even count to 10.
by MassiveLegend July 21, 2018
mugGet the Bongomug.

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse
Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”
by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022
mugGet the bongo nutsmug.

Bongo

Person 1: ‘wanna pass round a bongo tonight’
Person 2: ‘yeah okay I can’t play too much as my mum will find out’
by Bongoman123 January 19, 2019
mugGet the Bongomug.

spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3
Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024
mugGet the spicy bongosmug.

bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.
"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"
by bongoman January 15, 2008
mugGet the bongo brothermug.

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
mugGet the Clam Bongomug.

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