Jewmes Bond

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"
by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011
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sex bond

Not breaking up with someone just because of good sex.
How are they not breaking up! They fight all the time!
It's because of the sex bond. That is the only thing keeping them in a relationship.
by KayKay48 May 28, 2016
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Barry Bonds

A great american hero- and hes black!-SCORE!!!
A great baseball player who just added a little more gatorade to his diet than he expected. Barry Bonds!!!
by Scottizzle Swansizzle December 05, 2007
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Gold Bonding

When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.
Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."
by jsexy76 December 15, 2011
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Blood bond

When two mated werewolves have have great sex, just before they orgasm they half turn so there eyes glow and their canines extend. When this is happening the both feel drawn to eachothers neck. Both of the mates bite into eachothers necks and then they are together connected forever or till one of them dies. Afterward they are able to feel eachothers emotions and talk telepathically. Their connection is strongest after sex and each mate is able to put up a "mind block" if needed
Helen slid back Elise's long dark hair and frowned

"Is everything okay between you and Kane? You have not blood bonded yet."
by A3181 June 02, 2015
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Bond University

Person 1: I failed all my courses but daddy bought be a degree at bond University

Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront
by uqrat May 12, 2009
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Lauren bond

A beautiful girl, I love her so much and she means the world to me

Please be mine you are perfect in every single way
Lauren bond , be mine
by The guy with a cool jumper December 06, 2014
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