Dream Boat

A person whom you believe is perfect in every way.

Sarah- Michelle what are you staring at?!
Michelle- Oh my god, Anthony is such a dream boat. I would do anything to get in bed with that man.
Sarah- /sigh, I don't know what you see in him.

by Icniv Ocram August 28, 2008

nice boat

1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.

2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.

1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?

2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.

by WillyFourEyes December 16, 2008

motor boating

Sticking your face between a ladys fun bags and blowing hard allowing the boobies to wobble on your cheeks.

I went motor boating with the missus last night.

by MrAsh December 30, 2005

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

geek boat

derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.

Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL

Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!

by Virgin Suicides October 18, 2017

boat raced

to be badly beaten at something

"How did the baseball game go?" "We got boat raced." "It was 15 to 0"

by Kevin Dalingo May 13, 2006

Bottom Boat

To violently corn-hole a unconscious, physically disabled subject.

My uncle was caught Bottom Boating his neighbor.

by Johnyyyie June 28, 2008