boat porn

Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???

Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!

" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"

boat porn by Hal the boat porn wanker May 12, 2006

boat of tiny sandwiches 

Something you never thought you wanted until you got it. Something that satisfies you on a Caribbean island with a group of people, say six people, ranging in age from 20 to 30 years old, who have shared an unduplicable adventure, at a time, say 1:00 A.M., when you weren't sure if you should sing another power ballad together, play another round of that laughing game you made up with the candle or just take your inebriated selves back to your respective suites and pass out. But then you realize it's not as late as you thought is was, there is still plenty of time to hump Orca and walk the perimeter of the pool at least one time.

Please tell me you have a boat of tiny sandwiches behind this bar.

boat of tiny sandwiches by Hjoy May 29, 2007

boat cruise

An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.

That movie was so boat cruise.

boat cruise by The North End Pirates November 29, 2005

boat stank 

1. Used figuratively, a quality someone who is from a foreign country or an immigrant possesses. Comes from the phrase "fresh off the boat".

2. A word used to describe an imaginary smell when someone who is new to the country is near.

1. She just came to Canada. She still got boat stank!

2. Shit. Do you smell that boat stank? *points*

boat stank by stankybitchesandhoes June 5, 2010

boat people 

Used to describe korean immigrants who use to migrate to America on boats, which was met with hostility as all immigrants usually from asia are... you may or may not remember a reality show on which a non-racist girl heatedly called a korean guy "a fresh off the boat f*cking korean immigrant." <--- bad woman.

Lordie, lordie Helena this place is filled with boat people, lets leave!

boat people by Kimberly Jackson February 10, 2007

Boat Cunt

A person who wears ralph lauren polo shirts, tight khaki shorts, and drapes a creme sweater over their shoulders. Usually wears Timberland loafers, looking like a right cunt. Probably called Piers or Tarquin, or, if American, Chet, Todd, Ty or Reynolds.

'Hey look at that chap over there drinking the martini and pretending to be considerably richer than us'.

'Yeah - Boat Cunt.'

'Agreed.'

Boat Cunt by jimiusm September 11, 2006

boat showing 

Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

boat showing by freebirdy June 29, 2010