screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.

dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"

by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007

Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010

blumdidge

A man taking a shit on the toilet while having sex.

Similar to blumpkin

by ADUB June 23, 2004

blud clutt

slang word meaning virgin.

my girlfriend is a blud clutt ie she is a virgin.

by dickdaring September 8, 2010

bludge

Someone who is beautiful, lush looking, and gorgeous!!!

Basically means FIT!

Originated In Devon

That Beezy is well Bludge

by c.l.a.i.r.e. March 18, 2008

blud bro.3

Wize in the runescape world people fear the name blud bro.3 for one reason and one reason only... blood shed who travels with his faithful companion korndezee

fear, wizdom, pride, faithfulness,

by blud bro.3 April 29, 2005