bloke

The British/Australian equivalent of the American dude. Just as dude is sterotyped as a word for stoners, bloke has tough guy connotations.

In reality, they'reb oth just pronouns for a person.

Brit: Look at those drunk blokes pissing behind that pub!

by KrissURKringleGoodbye December 3, 2005

bloe job

The combination of blow job and toe job. While he receives oral sex, the male inserts his big toe into the woman's vagina and fucks her with it, vigorously rubbing her clitoris and bringing both to an earth-shattering dual orgasm.

Dick and Gina loved to do bloe jobs on one another before they 69ed.

by grovemeister January 4, 2008

bloke

I see their are some Americans I suspect of French or Ukranian origin on this site who have a grudge against the British. For your information the word 'bloke' is similar to the American 'dude' except that it is more symbolic of a regular guy. In other words it's connotation is not as gay as 'dude'.

Some bloke picked a fight with us on the street yesterday.

by Fortman September 6, 2006

Bloje

A Bloje is a friendly act one does to another to show their appreciation to a friend or familly

Yo riggz, dash me a quick fatniggastinky bloje
i could really do with a bloje, sam

by RiggzThePigz May 25, 2019

bloke

Australian slang for a male. However, more specifically refers to the stereotypical view of a typical Australian man. The average bloke has a beer gut, a thick, bushy, stubble beard and very short hair, as to not have his masculinity questioned. He is homophobic, lazy, overweight, crude and finds nothing more humorous than toilet humour. He spends most of his time watching cricket or football or going on fishing trips with his mates. He will make sure any male children he has are playing sport at a very young age and teach them that feelings are only for women and ‘faggots.’ Any female children he has will get much less attention then their brother/s. He will also show little to no affection for his wife beyond a sexual manner, in case this is interpreted as being ‘gay.’ He is usually, but not always, some form of tradesmen such as a plumber or builder.

Sally: Henry used to be so sweet. Now he just sits on the couch drinking beer and watching sport all day.

Julie: Mark is exactly the same. I’ll never understand blokes.

OR

Chuck: Jay, I can’t believe Stacy dumped you for Max. All he does is get drunk and talk about football.

Jay: I know! I was dumped for a bloke!

by Cruze January 20, 2006

bloke

Mildly derogatory French-Canadian slang for English-speakers.

J'ai foutu le camp parce que j'étais tanné d'être entouré de blokes.

by vacherouge May 29, 2007

Blane

Failure. Epic Failure.

Wow, he just crashed into the back of a Porsche. He blanes.

by purplerustmachine January 19, 2008