You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit July 1, 2011

Blind Patriot

One who supports a government or a country simply because they consider that government or country to be theres. One who supports this government's decisions without considering their implications. Blind patriots are angered easily by those who question authority.

Anyone who still supports George W. Bush is a blind patriot.

by Anti Patriot November 12, 2006

Blim

The emotion of being blissfully in love with someone but missing their presence around you while separated. Duel Bliss-Miss emotion mode.

After some hot, whisky soaked car sex I dropped her off at home and spent the afternoon in blim mode.

by Reiso September 7, 2019

the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

Blind transfer

When the person receiving a call transfers the caller to another person without telling the that person anything about the caller or why they are calling. This is usually very frustrating to the caller as they have to introduce themselves and explain why the are calling again.

That company sucks - I had an problem with their product and when I called to get it resolved, I was blind transferred and had to explain the problem all over again.

by Halligan January 14, 2009

Double Blind Date

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.

I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.

by ZLF February 8, 2009

blimey

Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.

Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.

Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.

Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.

"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.

by not_saying November 8, 2012