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Bernardsville

A small New Jersey town split between rich snobs with spooled rich ass kids, hard working middle class with stupid stoner kids, and illegal immigrants who work harder than everyone and live 20 to an apartment. One side of town is mansions, the other side is NORMAL houses (Little Italy or Little Paragua). The town is run by assholes and rich pricks who only look out for themselves. In other words a great place to live!!!
In Bernardsville, if you crash your Lexus and mommy and daddy buy you a Mercedes!!!
by Vinny Bag-a-Donuts November 18, 2005
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st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.
gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!
by pink popcorn February 16, 2005
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WoW-bernating

When a new expansion of World of Warcraft comes out and the WoW nerds get it and disappear for a week.
Danny: Hey where's Patrick I haven't seen him in like a week?

Jeremy: Yah, Cataclysm came out so he's WoW-bernating.
by Teapain December 12, 2010
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Gill St. Bernard's

An extremely affluent, small, private K-12 school located in Gladstone, NJ. Made up of 72 acres, it has 2 streams, horses, two gymnasiums, and facilities you would see at a college. Sheltered rich kids go here and are all too caught up with grades and having the best designer wear. "Partying" is not what normal teenagers would call it, but Gill kids think its hardcore anyway. Our soccer team is godly, along with tennis, cross-country, and basketball. Not to mention our theater department kicks ass too with numerous Rising Star awards from the Papermill Playhouse. The "Hockenbury" building has a student cafe/lounge and library that has a fireplace and lounge area, stained glass on the book shelves, and laptops for student use. Basically, you can't go here unless you are loaded. Classes end mid-May and then you have "unit" which can mean traveling to a foreign country for 2 weeks and staying in nice hotels (nothing low class for us). Kids here are typical private school kids, naive and living off of daddy's money, never having to work a day. Gill kids know how to work the system though, so watch out.
Tom: Where do you go to school?
Jim: I go to Gill St. Bernard's, of course.
Tom: You mean that rich school? Damn I wish I could go there, but I'm not rich enough or smart enough!
by RichKidGSB May 13, 2009
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Feel the bern

The overwhelming sensation one gets when exposed to facts and logic by Bernie Sanders.
You will definitely feel the bern after watching tonight's debate.
by KellieD December 4, 2015
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Berna

Berna is your girlfriend's jealous side. She usually comes out when you go out with "the boys"... Like another girls profile pic.. etc. She likes to identify as a candle because if you forget about her too long.. then she will burn down your house.
If you want your girlfriend to keep berna locked away.. then you should probably stay home and order pizza.
by Lovebearbabykins0212 November 29, 2017
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Beernergy

The sudden rejuvination of body and mind after consuming the first alcoholic beverage of the day.
I got 4 hours of sleep last night and worked a 12 hour shift today, I'm gonna fall asleep if I don't get some beernergy.
by da beers September 19, 2009
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