Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 14, 2021

Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

by Miaminic0514 May 09, 2017

Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 09, 2018

Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.

He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.

by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020

Bullet blender

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.

Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-

by Calypsoul99 April 18, 2016

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020