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burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)
by the party guy February 26, 2009
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Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009
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Buttered Toast

To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.
Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!
by Kameronii May 6, 2018
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blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.
Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.
by blueridgephd March 19, 2010
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buttered

buttered means coke high.
"michele, i'm buttered!"
"i know, i'm super buttered dude"
by heathaaa February 17, 2005
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buttered her muffin

To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.

When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...
"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."

"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.
by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008
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battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.
I was royally batteret last night!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
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