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Birthday Axe 

A common practice used to continuously eliminate unwanted social media connections. When a complete stranger or frenemy celebrates a birthday, the user opts to remove that individual as a friend. The rationale is relatively simple: if a person does not care enough to offer well-wishes on another person's birthday, the two probably should not be friends anyway.

It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.
Person A: Dude, didn't you used to have like a million Facebook friends?

Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.
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Birthday present 

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.
Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

Birthday Candle 

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"
No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

Birthday Slice 

An unusually small slice, or portion, of food. In reference to the amount of slices a pizza is cut into when served at a birthday party.
I'm not too hungry, can you just get me a birthday slice?
Birthday Slice by icetubes April 3, 2010

Birthday Sister 

A female who shares the same birthday as you. You were born on the same day of the same year. You are not true siblings, but you share a significant bond
See Also Birthday Brother
Anna: Happy Birthday Robyn.
Robyn: Happy Birthday to you too, Birthday Sister
Birthday Sister by Pablo2342 May 31, 2010

Birthday Brother 

A male who shares the same birthday as you. You were born on the same day of the same year. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond
See also Birthday Sister
Brady: Happy Birthday James.
James: Happy Birthday to you too, Birthday Brother.
Birthday Brother by Pablo2342 May 31, 2010
Word of the Day on June 2, 2010

Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.
Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.
Birthday wish fishing by itaub1 December 15, 2009