Biden Fag

someone who would love sleepy joes saggy ballsack in their mouth

Look at the Biden Fag waiting to suck joeys cock

by dildomachine May 24, 2022

Biden’s America

Used to describe a minor inconvenience.

“My phone can’t take any more pictures because the ‘storage is full.’ Literally Biden’s America.”

by pantaloon.exe September 16, 2022

Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.

Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014

Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

WuWei Bidet

When you crush up a lil' bag of opium sprinkle it on a chinese hooker's tongue, then you get a rim job from her.

"i gots all this opium dawg, do we smoke it ? ..NAH Foool, need to get that WuWei Bidet for the real spiritual high"

by Buttslang February 28, 2018

Reverse Bidet

Explosive diarrhea

“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes”

by Weebybeeby August 27, 2018

vegas bidet

When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.

I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.

by Dirk Koetter May 27, 2019