On Bert

Norbert that one dude who got unrightfully kicked from a skribbl.io lobby
Derived from "On God", the only exception being Norbert > God

Beta cuck: "Your girlfriend looks like my mom"
Chad: "On Bert"

by Chicken Lord May 26, 2020

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Bert

When you get chlamydia in your anus.

Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.

by Definezodiac October 14, 2020

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Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

by stinkyhead1234 April 24, 2019

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Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.

Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"

by YourRightNut September 4, 2022

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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

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