Sex that keeps you in bed for an extended period of time, only getting up to get food or go to the bathroom.
"Where you been the past few days, man?"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"
by jodelicious August 9, 2004
Get the bed arrest mug.An act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. When you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. This is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. Also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?
by BrianneNicole January 20, 2009
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To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.
The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.
The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.
1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!
2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Get the the bed mug.An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010
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