Beanism

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

by ItzValee October 5, 2019

good beans

of good quality, something that is excellent in every way

check out this app on my phone, it lets me save snapchats!
yo man that app is some good beans

by ballsmcgee666 December 12, 2014

beanus

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus

he brags about his beanus all the time.

by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007

Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.

by Double UM August 25, 2011

chicken beans

something that super super sweet.

whoa, that cars of yours is chicken beans

by nootychickengirl October 1, 2006

Serious Beans

The term used when being totally and utterly serious. Often times seen as srs bns and mistaken for srs bsns (serious business).

Sometimes srs bsns can be mistaken for srs bns when one is quickly and excitedly reading something they find interesting or amusing -- there is a very distinct difference between the two, so try to read carefully. No one wants to upset the serious beaners.

Okay guys, this is serious beans -- Sara Quinn randomly shows up halfway through Kaki King's music video!

by Gingie_Sandie_SrsBns October 6, 2010

Pool Beans

Mrs Pool Beans eats these her favorite type is poop beans

Mrs Pool Beans- I love these poop pool beans
Vinny- that’s nasty

by McDonalds Fatty November 28, 2019