blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

bunk up

sexual intercourse

I had a lovely bunk up with Britney last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

Junk in the top bunk

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

by excessBaggage August 17, 2010

Bunker Buster

Bunker Buster is where you do a girl doggy style, and then just before you cum you pull out, and force your penis into her ass and unload.

(In order for this to count, the female must be unknowingly a participant and against anal sex.)

Cornelius Wiggins used a bunker buster on his ex cause he hated that bitch.

by MongooseTsunami December 22, 2008

Junk in the Top Bunk

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

bunker babies

The result of careless bunker love. When deployed US military girls (see deployment pussy) get stupid and careless about how many guys they fuck, they often get sent home for getting knocked up. After returning home in shame, everyone eventually learns it's another bunker baby.

Isn't that the chick that got sent home from Afghanistan for making bunker babies?

by SgtWrecker October 31, 2010