Beard Bath

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.

My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.

by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019

mexican bubble bath

(n.) When you fart in the bath and the bubbles come up and stink up the room.

Dude! I just walked in on Keith cooking up a mexican bubble bath! Nasty fucker!

by Deelan May 27, 2008

ho bath

The act of whiping the armpits, vagina and buttcrack usually done after a prositute finishes with a client.

She whiped her cooch and pits and took another toke of crack. "Ho bath!" She exclaimed.

by Shawn W April 23, 2006

bird bath

it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj

Werd, I will meet you at the bars, I just got to take a quick bird bath.

by the maker of words April 20, 2006

Unemployment Bath

Using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside

Bro: Dude, you smell like chlorine.
Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.

by joblessandfree May 7, 2009

Burbank Bath

Washing your dick in the sink

Dude, the shower was full so I just took a Burbank bath in the kitchen

by Cwill32 May 29, 2011

Turkish Bath House

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.

Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014