basting the bread

(v) the act of spreading semen over bread and force feeding it to sexual partner

He said it was low calorie butter, but I think he was basting the bread!

by the wtf effect April 25, 2012

face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.

Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.

by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011

Basternet

Genital warts on the penis or testicals.

Woman: Whats that on your dick?

Man: Well that, is a Basternet.

by ihaveabasternet July 9, 2011

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Mexican Bartering

A drug deal, typically for marijuana.

Mexan1: Hey Jose! You going to do some "Mexican Bartering"?
Jose: I'm only getting us a ten-sack.

by ISEEYOASSWHITEBOY! December 5, 2011

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014