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Betty barrel racer

A barrel racer that shows up late but expects everyone to cater to her. This can including sniveling about not being able to park where she wants, not getting the draw number/time slot she wanted, or other benign issues that she caused herself. She will want to talk to the producer!

Basically a Karen for barrel racers.
Oh, she’s mad because someone took the parking closer to the building so she’s being a Betty barrel racer.
by NotaBetty April 5, 2021
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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Barret

A man who is sexy, yet intimidating like a bear.
The sexiest man on earth is described as Barret.
Confident.
Mysterious.

Quality.
Like, oh-em-gee! Look at that guy! SO Barret.
by TheDuhGuy February 16, 2010
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bottom of the barrel

a term that describes the least desirable item to choose from when there are a number of things to choose from
rotton food is at the bottom of the barrel to choose from when you want something to eat
by lunar shadows August 16, 2004
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. August 11, 2005
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Fuck Barrel

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.
Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."
by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008
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barrel rolo

Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.
Do a barrel rolo!
by rickrolo'd August 19, 2009
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