barnold

one of the greatest men of all time, known for his greatness at video games especially Madden 2005.

"Dude, you just got whooped up by Barnold!"

by Steve March 16, 2005

barnst

to accelerate quickly, to do something in quick sucession, to smash someone or something, to drill something, to demolish something, a general term for doing something awesome

the cops were coming so i just barnst it out of there, i barnst him

by merts mcgee April 26, 2011

Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

Barooster

A chicken that has been trained in the fine art of coffee making

The barooster ate the coffee bean , shat it out , dried to perfection then percolated it for it’s human customers .... “barooooostaaaa”

by Redman October 8, 2020

Barbossa

The pirate Barbossa rules these seas now.
Has 10 ships.
Guns full.
Not to mention his canon balls.
18 pounds each they say.
Jack Sparrow: One legged man with 18 pound balls?
That's why he walks funny.

The pirate Barbossa rules these seas now.
Has 10 ships.
Guns full.
Not to mention his canon balls.
18 pounds each they say.
Jack Sparrow: One legged man with 18 pound balls?
That's why he walks funny.

by ❇ July 18, 2021

Barrosada

verb from the word maracucho, created in honor of a hero from a woman called Advance 8 which means standing up someone telling him that if he goes but never shows up, even so they call him and he says that in ten minutes he is in the place, but never show up and it the birthday always go to Kd's

Don't do a barrosada and please come to my house

by Eddwins November 24, 2021