gay blanchette

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.

After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.

by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005

batches

1. A whole group of fine ass hoes. (flock of bitches)
2. A group of males acting like some little hoes.

You mutha fuckas actin like some mutha fuckin batches.

Or

You and Craig go to the swapshop the other day? Hellz yeah there was a whole buncha batches out in that mutha fucka.

by MFDOON June 1, 2006

The Bachelor

A reality show on ABC that puts 25 desperate and lonely Bachelorettes in competition with each other over a lonely, desperate Bachelor they don’t even know in the hopes that he will propose at the end of the season. These women are subdued by his looks, success,his charm, and his money, and mistakingly believe they are in love with him when they don’t even know him from Adam. Each week the Bachelorettes are given some time to be alone with the Bachelor, sometimes to the point of having sex with him, in the hopes he will be more likely to choose them. One crazy woman even gave the Bachelor on the last season her underwear upon meeting him for the first time, proving her overhwhelming lonliness and desperation (he eliminated her right away). At the end of each episode, the Bachelor gives a rose to the girls he wants to continue to the next round. In the closing weeks of the season the Bachelor travels to the ladies’ hometown to see her family and takes a weekend trip with her (probably having sex with her). In the last epsiode the Bachelor is seen searching for a ring for the lady he has chosen, and in the final moments finally chooses between two Bachelorettes left as to which lady he wants to be with.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2008

bauncher

wack, sucks, horrible.

That movie was bauncher.
or
She gives baucher head.

by David M. May 30, 2004

Baicheth

Wost combo of two people becasue when together they wont stop talking.

Katie are Sarah are an example of a Baicheth.

Sally and Linda are a example of a Baicheth in Spanish class.

Janet and Wong Pong are an example of a Baicheth when they are together because they don't stop talking.

by Katie Herself May 4, 2007

Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.

"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"

by Daemus November 27, 2009