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Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.
User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.
by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009
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backster

1. A person who has a crush on their friend, but their friend has no clue.

2. A friend that has a crush on you without you even knowing, that is, until you find out from other people.
Aang on Avatar is a backster, but since he's smooth, Kitara's going to be all his.
by g3ck0 November 15, 2007
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backie

AKA Backwoods, a brand of cigars used to roll that piff bud smoke whatever you want to call it. Comes with 8 in a pack usually get atleast 1 thats fuck. If you got talent you in the rollin department and havnt used 1 your missin out. It aint a project like dutches, find the seem, unroll that shit and makes sure you cut or rip some off. Dont be lazy thats why people hate, but like I said if you can roll up a 10 then aint nothin touchn it.
Just grabbed up some piff, you got a backie.

"It don't matter if you lokin or bleedin
Wheather its backwards or zig zags ya smokin ya weed in
You slow pokin or speedin
All that counts to these motherfuckers is if you broke or suceedin" Fabolous
by RizRolla March 26, 2008
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backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.
Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."
by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011
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backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!
Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!
by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008
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backside air

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!
by Berget May 25, 2007
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Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.
Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!
by amillionminutes July 16, 2009
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