A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.
Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven
by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017
Get the Assad mug.Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?
Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.
Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?
Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.
Why is he such a condescending prick?
Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.
Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?
Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.
by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 1, 2008
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by vanity wit a big dick January 17, 2009
Get the assadue mug.A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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Get the Assage mug.Being "assag" means being kind, trusthworthy and easy going. But it is said about someone very fragile and sensitive. You need to fight to keep someone "assag" in your life.
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