Louie Armstrong

When someone inserts their tongue deep into a male anus and gives him an exceptionally rapid stroking reacharound at the same time.

*same as Rusty Trombone but with alot more passionate effort.

Sally:Sara,why do you have a corn nut in the corner of your mouth?

Sara:Oh,I just gave my boyfriend John a Louie Armstrong style rusty trombone,do you want to go shopping at walmart now?

by NutButteronherChin June 21, 2012

Louis Armstrong

To receive a substantial fart (enough to make your cheeks puff out) orally while in the act of rimming.

" I was so embarrassed I didn't mean to Louis Armstrong him"

by CAVL April 14, 2015

pull an armstrong

To push someone out of the way to accomplish what that person was going to do before that person does it.

I was gonna take the last slice but mark decided to pull an armstrong.

by a box of pandoras' January 30, 2008

Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005

senator armstrong

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016

billie joe armstrong

Is the lead singer of the band green day. He is NOT "hott". Hes ugly. And you teenies need to get over the fact that hes married. You'll NEVER have him. And why would he go out with you(a fan) anyway?

teenybopper: Omg! billie joe is soooo hott! I'm gonna marry him some day! Omg!


Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?

teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*

by Jadyn May 14, 2005