Amazon

A platform for online shopping

Let me order socks off of Amazon.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.

The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night

by Robot0 October 11, 2023

Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

Amazon

The most addicting website, or a rainforest.

Let's waste our money on Amazon!

by wassup bees October 28, 2019

Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.

Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!

by dungeeee December 14, 2020

Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.

I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.

by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021