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spoiler alert

1. A phrase, sentence, or really any form of communication that completely ruins that show, movie, or book series by giving away key plot points or twists. interjection
2. Ruining everything for everyone.
Sarah has a tendency to word vomit endings to movies I haven't seen yet. We call her 'Spoiler Alert Sarah.'
by iharasu March 30, 2015
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Albertan

-A Canadian living in or from the province Alberta.
-Albertans are generally really friendly people, who will always smile, wave or say a friendly greeting when passing you on the sidewalk.
-Many Albertans are rednecks, but you'll find that they are proud.
-Many of the population of Albertans drive 4x4s.
-Some people see Albertans as ignorant or racist, but that's just because Alberta isn't as racially diverse as other provinces, such as Ontario.
-Only an Albertan can understand another Albertan. All Albertans have a special bond.
-To them, it's not a 4 wheeler, it's a Quad, only Quad. Though ATV may be acceptable.
-Generally, they don't speak in a very posh manner. Instead of pronouncing their ING words properly, they say "in".
-To sum it up, Albertans are some of the nicest, trustworthy and down to earth people you'll ever know.
-A women zoomed past me on the motorway in her 4x4, giving me a jovial wave and smile as she did so. She must be an Albertan.

- Katie: Tommy is SO cool!
Jim: Why?
Katie: Because he's an Albertan!
Tommy: Hell yeah.

- Albertan: So I took muh quad for a spin the other day..
Person from Ontario: A what?
Albertan: A QUAD!!
Person from Ontario: OH, you mean a four wheeler?
Albertan: WHAT THE HEY IS A FOUR WHEELER?

- Albertan: I was cuttin' muh grass the other day, and I almost cut off muh frickin' toe!
by ProudlyAlbertan February 23, 2009
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Alberta

The richest province in Canada. And the only economic fuel for Quebec. The French have nothing so they must take what is rightful Alberta's oil and make it "rightfully theirs".
French guy,"Hey we alreay have the rest of Canada to pay for our great health care system; why don't we take our oil money from Alberta and buy our liberal ministers hookers."
by JohnnyB5 December 24, 2005
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Top Player Alert

A term used to describe someone who is very good at video games. Usally used to describe people who are good at fighting games.
Watch out man, that guy over by the Arcana Heart machine is Top Player Alert
by GEAR-X April 7, 2008
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Alberta

Alberta. No rats. Well, most of the time. Cold for 8-10 months and either scorching hot or not quite hot enough for the rest. Snow in June and 20+ in February sometimes. Hail and mini tornadoes blow across the lands at least once or twice per year, and chinook winds make you feel like spring is coming when really you have about two months left. This is where Groundhog Day is rarely accurate and trucks rule the roads. Oil is a big industry but really, there's a lot more to it than just cold, oil and plains. The Rockies open the opportunity of skiing and snowboarding practically in your backyard, and 80% of small town raised boys are in Minor hockey. City folks pretend to be small town rednecks but really they don't know a thing about it. The stampede is annual no matter what (hell or high water). Edmonton oilers and Calgary flames, they hate each other but it's okay because despite it everything, deep down everyone knows they both suck. A great province with some major flaws but the local crowd are proud to be Albertan.
Alberta, too many words to describe this place.
by Erry bear September 5, 2013
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Alberta

A walking goddess. Gorgeous like a model, funny,easy to talk to and an amazing body
guy 1: check out that girl
guy 2: thats an alberta
by Greenrose May 15, 2009
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Aletta

A freakishly flexible wannabe redhead who is smarter and prettier than most mammals. She is often seen picking her split ends and she frequently resides in an igloo. A symptom of being Aletta is having frequent blonde moments. Her personality tends to be overwhelming; consume in small doses... she's uber hot though so it will be difficult
Guy 1: Yo I fucked the craziest bitch in an igloo last night

Guy 2: Was her name Aletta?

Caution the Aletta you are about to enter is really hot
by reillyistheshit December 11, 2009
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