A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.
by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017
Get the Floppy Adolfmug. by Akwno July 23, 2023
Get the Adolfingmug. by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. Adolf Hitler is so incredibly hot, upon seeing him I immediately started gulping bottles of prime zestfest
by 🇺🇦🤮 May 22, 2023
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. a guy who is a racist Adolf can suck on my dick says jew man in 1789 man Adolf shitler I mean hitler went to Germany and killed jews the end
"have you heard of Adolf?"
"yeah! he is racist and his last name is hitler! he is a queer also my nigga!"
"yeah! he is racist and his last name is hitler! he is a queer also my nigga!"
by ragnarökgays January 21, 2023
Get the Adolfmug. Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.
by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
Get the Adolf Hitlermug.