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M.A.F

When the chav phrase 'Mean as f*ck' does not emphasise enough how 'mean' it is. Or when you're being lazy and saying 3 words seems too much effort.
*Chav voice*

Chav 1 "Av ya seen dat new tracky in Sportsworld?"

Chav 2 "Yeah its M.A.F"
by Lol@uguyzzz June 19, 2011
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C.R.A.F.T.

Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.
You're such a craft.
by Mango May 11, 2004
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W.A.F.L.

Did you know that W.A.F.L, is the governing body of Australian Football in the state of West Australia?

"Billy is that guy who plays football in the W.A.F.L.". "Wow, what a f*cking loser'? "No West Australian Football League".
by PTSD July 5, 2006
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M.A.F.I.A

Pronounced Mafia

An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."

Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
by MCMXCV April 16, 2008
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R.A.F

that girl looks so R.A.F in that dress
by Ered October 24, 2008
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M.A.F.

"Moist As Fuck"

When a lady is super hot and bothered, moist, drippin with sex juice, just plain ready to bone.
"I'm so M.A.F. I gotta go wring out my panties."

"Ooh baby you make me M.A.F."
by CAke$ June 19, 2007
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Y.D.A.F.O.C

Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum
Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)
by Jon Pitt April 7, 2008
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