Lickiddy Split

Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"
Don't be away for too long John, Lickiddy Split!
by Parson Pie Pounder March 01, 2008
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split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
by ssullivan March 22, 2006
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split bashing

A trade term. Describing the rapid installing of a basic air conditioning system. Usually comprising of one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring.

It is a relatively uncomplicated refrigeration task, made easier by the lack of risk presented with perishable goods. Subsequently, it is the lucrative sole focus of some refrigeration businesses. Requiring minimum certification, and for engineers (“split bashers”) to have only a basic understanding of pipework and wiring.
As systems are readily available to the public, installation may also be attempted by other trades where they’ve gained a degree of confidence and understanding in it.

A proper “split bash” should be completed within one day and may be conducted with a laid back and optimistic attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. Some Installs may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Sam: “What’s on tomorrow Dave?”

Dave: “if there’s no breakdowns, You and Charlie might as well bash that split in over at Yarmouth

Steve: “Truth is Luke, split bashing doesn’t require any knowledge about the vapour compression cycle. So just about anyone with an F-gas certificate, a vac pump and a pulse can do it”
by speedtoast July 06, 2020
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Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013
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Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed
-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!
by Darthfello November 26, 2017
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Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
by The danster August 18, 2018
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Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 09, 2020
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