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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables
Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”
by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020
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Comedy

The art of being funee.
Bill: Comedy, more like FUNEE JOKE.
Everyone: Haha funee joke I would consider that man a comedy man.
by Origamipotato December 14, 2020
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comedy camp

A place for unfunny niggas to go until they become funny
Taylor deserves to rott in comedy camp forever
by Cookie God21 October 29, 2020
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Comedious

Basically, instead of saying “i’m a comedian”, you say “i’m so comedious”.
*Makes Lili laugh*
I’m so comedious”.
by Ematiddy February 5, 2021
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Shipwrecked Comedy

Shipping Comedy is a group consists of people that make comedic sketches.

You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .
Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.
Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeba March 3, 2021
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Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012
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