Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.

girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol

by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019

Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

Max

Most beautiful, handsome boy in the world. Who gives the best cuddles. He doesn’t always show it but he will love you forever and always. He has a heart of gold and will do anything for the ones he’s close to. I love you max !

“Max” from your bad b

by John from church December 5, 2019

Max

A green bean

Max your a green bean

by dontcallmedave100 June 3, 2019

Max

Max is a really nice person and he is so loyal. If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. If anyone tried to hurt any of his friends he would hurt the person that hurt them because he loves his friends. You either love him or you hate him, its not that hard to love him and if you ever get a max keep him as long as you can. If you are friends with a max try not to do anything that will upset him because you might loose him permanently.

Madison: ''OMG i'm dating max i'm so lucky he is the most amazing boyfriend !"
Freddie: "Max is such a good friend he is so loyal!"

by 14151727 March 2, 2022

Max

A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.He’s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just don’t like him like that. Max’s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. He’s just Max you either love him or you hate him.

Person 1: Who’s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh that’s max he is awesome

by Jackson a simp March 11, 2021

Max

That ranga that's not really a ranga but still counts no matter what and he's not gay but has that vibe, ya know?

Person 1: "Yo, is that Max?"
Person 2: "Yeah he just came out of drama"
Person 1: "Ha, knew he did drama"
Person 2: "Ha yeah... isn't he-"
Person 1: "A gay ranga? He's not gay"
Person 2: "Really? But he's so-"
Person 1: "Yeah I know, and his hairs losing colour"
Person 2: "Still counts though"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by OhLordICannotDoThisSaveMeJesus August 5, 2019