Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you
“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship
by CuntyMama December 01, 2017
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Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 11, 2021
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Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.
Johny just made a Zoot Burger
by Imfeelingthebern February 03, 2017
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Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.
Johny just made a Zoot Burger
by Imfeelingthebern February 03, 2017
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Zoot

when you use two kingskins and use them to roll

an extra large L-plate , so you basically have a joint 4x

the size of a cigarette paper
“might roll me a spliff
nah mate, bum us a zoot
by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019
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Zoot

two king skins (king size rolling papers) rolled as if its an

L-plate to make it 4x the size of a one skin rolling paper
“might roll me a joint
nah mate, if u wanna get fucked then roll us a zoot
by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019
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Zoot

A zoot is a type of person who is regularly devious and childish
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
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