ZippyDoDah

The slang "ZippyDoDah" was created in late 2022 which depicts the word "Zip Tire" Which is a rope-like object used to wrap around items or used to hold items together.

"Hey can you pass me a ZippyDoDah?"

'Sure."

ZippyDoDah by 1ShotVex November 19, 2022

zipper zucchini 

A man’s penis. Also sometimes referred to as a trouser snake.

He unzipped his jeans and out popped a zipper zucchini!

zipper zucchini by JRL1998 October 2, 2023

Johnny Zipper 

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

Johnny Zipper by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

pants zipper 

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

pants zipper by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

Easy zipper 

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

Easy zipper by MFComedy February 5, 2019

wandering zipper disease 

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

wandering zipper disease by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

Whimpering Zipper 

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

Whimpering Zipper by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023