Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.

Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!

by Tunod81 May 9, 2021

yogurt shot

A shotgun shell loaded what yogurt, similarly to how buckshot is loaded with dollar bills.

Dave: Check out my sweet shotgun! Pow!

Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss.

by yogurtshot December 11, 2013

Yogurt lips

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and come up with coated lips

“Jackson was eating me out and when he finished he kissed me with chunky yogurt lips”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

coochie yogurt

Yogurt made from a womans vaginal fluids

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt

by Kkakes November 12, 2020

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017

Yogurt Flower

A woman's vagina or vaginal area. So called for both the appearance and texture of the female genitalia.

After a little foreplay, her yogurt flower was blooming.

by rolling green drive August 24, 2010

Mean Yogurt

An affirmative response to something fun or interesting, similar to "cool beans".

ex 1:

Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"

ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"

by where_she_at July 10, 2018