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Franklin Yank 

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank
Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”
Franklin Yank by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019
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East Yank 

An Irish person particularly someone from the D4 that advocates for American interference in Irish affairs.
Thomas from Foxrock approves American interference in Ireland making him an East Yank
East Yank by aillmc2 February 13, 2023

Dirty Yank 

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.
‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’
Dirty Yank by Glizzo8008 October 11, 2023

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

Hit the yank 

"Don't go in my room unless you're tryna watch me hit the yank ".

Crank Dat Yank 

Crank Dat Yank means to jack ya meat - masturbate - beat ya meat whatever u wanna call it thatz what it iz
"WATCH ME CRANK DAT YANK" dey aint talkin bout a dance nigga lmfao
Crank Dat Yank by Florida Boi February 19, 2008