Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
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When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.
Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.
Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.
Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?
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Get the call waiting face-off mug.The code word used for 'wanking' when around small children when you wish not to insult their small, innocent minds.
Used when wanting to describe S.S.W.S (Shit.Shave.Wank.Sleep.) Without giving away the conversation.
Used when wanting to describe S.S.W.S (Shit.Shave.Wank.Sleep.) Without giving away the conversation.
Some people like to wait whilst they are bored
Other people wait when their parents are out
After waiting, most people come.
Some people wait together so they can come at the same time.
Person 1: Heeyy dude, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah, wait a second...
Other people wait when their parents are out
After waiting, most people come.
Some people wait together so they can come at the same time.
Person 1: Heeyy dude, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah, wait a second...
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Get the Waiting mug.The point where a guy/girl hopelessly waits for the one person that would want to be in a relationship. There's no point of flirting, you just do nothing. It's like a fisherman with the pole in the water, with no hook or bait. This mostly happens to nice guys who girls want so badly, yet sticks around with the jerks. Or even the shyguy who doesn't even try. Also, the game can be triggered by entering the friend zone.
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by Conor Yeah! February 22, 2010
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