morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

by Yuri A. January 23, 2021

Wocking Big

Something that is too big, or very large.

He has built a wocking big converatory, but has now got a garden the size of a postage stamp.

by Boovie October 18, 2006

worknap

Take an employee/coworker away from their work to attend a meeting without notice, usually by coercion and/or authority, sometimes with a promise of food (which will not materialize or fall far short of such promises), often specifically to "throw them under the bus" i.e. make the person a scapegoat.

I was just worknapped by my boss' boss for a two-hour meeting I didn't know about, but at least he said we'd have lunch. Then near the end, he said "well, food will be here in 20, we should probably switch topics to *whatever* and dismiss *names, including mine*. Thanks for your help."

by mesi June 16, 2018

Wockin

Term for being under the influence of Wock, or any other form of cough syrup containing Promethazine and Codiene (Lean).

Origin creator - Denkai

Person 1: Aye man you off the drank?
Person 2: yeah man dis got me wockin

by Flaredx June 30, 2018

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

Worrin Road

Worrin road is the biggest shithole of them all, it is worse than the favelas in Brazil. Callum Cushen lives on this road and quite frankly it’s embarrassing. This guy is special and says some stupid stuff

“Callum where tf do you live”
“Worrin road”
“🤮”

by Thorndales April 6, 2023