I hate Windows!

The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.

Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by Jiefu January 8, 2009

windows vista

The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006

"Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"

by methamp August 24, 2005

windows

Things you look out of.

Im ganna' look out the window!

by Your mama! March 13, 2004

windows

1. A 32-bit Operating System with a graphical interface and 16-bit backwards compatibility for older applications. It was created by Microsoft Corporation.

2. A name that may refer to Windows NT or Operating Systems based on Windows NT such as Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Windows NT and it's variants were also developed by Microsoft Corporation. They are true 32-bit Operating Systems. They are not the same as Windows 9.x (3.1/95/98/ME).

1. Windows 3.1 is still used by some businesses today.

2. I downloaded and installed Service Pack 5 for Windows NT 4 Workstation.

by Gary Destruction June 13, 2003

Windows

A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart.
Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.

Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!"
Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS!"

by Manux June 12, 2004

Windows Vista

1. Windows Vista is a horrible new Operating system made by Microsoft to replace XP. Technically an upgrade from Windows 2003 and WinME. Codenamed Longhorn, the OS took 5 years to create and did not live up to the hype set by Microsoft. The OS was suppose to be a completely new OS, with groundbreaking features. Most of the new features that were added have caused the system to be less user friendly. Case in point the new security feature, which pops up a menu that freezes everything in the background, asking for the user to Deny or Allow a change in the settings or software Install/Uninstall. This window will come up contently, causing the user frustration. The new security features have also allowed hackers to make new viruses and other malware for the OS, even though Microsoft claimed that hackers would find it difficult to do so. Users have also had trouble finding the correct drivers for old and new hardware. If these weren't bad enough, users have also had problems with using DRM content like music and movies, due to stricter licensing terms. Many companies like Dell and HP started selling Vista-Only machines, but retracted this practice slightly after receiving numerous complaints from potential customers seeking to buy XP machines instead. It is still not possible to find a cheap, AMD-XP system with Dell; since they have almost completely phased out XP in favor of Vista. AMD being the cheaper system when compared to Intel.

I hate Windows Vista so much that I had to buy an XP-Apple machine instead! I feel dirty now...

by the2ndflood March 3, 2008

Windows Vista

IS SHIT! DONT BUY IT PLEASE. I hope bill gates reads this. You suck Bill!

Windows vista hates you. Games are scetchy on it, I just bought a new dell. just for games (im a mac user usually.) yea they scetch out, SOO many shitty windows pop ups (like AHHHHH stop it now please) For some reason the screen just goes black randomly sometimes. TEST UR SHIT BEFORE U RELEASE IT DUMBASS. It generally just runs very very very slooow on my brand new computer. :( basically i hate my life that much more. BOO BILL. WAY TO RELEASE UTTER SHIT AND FORCE PPL TO USE IT. FUCK YOU MAN I WANT MY 258 canadian dollars back now. sorry for being so blunt and immature but it had to happen.

by somebody has the same name as me so i have to write this. December 14, 2008