Windshield sexual

When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield

For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"

by DC778 August 17, 2017

Wankslut

If a person that has really gotten on your nerves. This is the ultimate retaliation word to make them shut the fk up.

You mixed my Nutella with butter? You're a top tier wankslut.

by Snekonic October 7, 2020

wanksty

a complete and utter ninny that managed to get negative braincells

shut up you little slag
no you wanksty

by triangleMaybe April 25, 2021

Sticky Windshield

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.

I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.

by Sticky Man August 6, 2012

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

steve wilks

A booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdys

Russell Wilson: Hey Pete look at that clown over there wearing Bruce arians headset

Pete Carroll: ik his name is Steve wilks

by Bleeding guns September 27, 2019