Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO January 31, 2017
Get the long-winded discussion mug.A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.
"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1
"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2
by I-CUP May 25, 2018
Get the Bowl Winder mug.a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus
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-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
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-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
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by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020
Get the Double Winded mug.The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
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