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Willow

She is the most real friend you will ever meet. She keeps it real. She has the maturity to make life dram free. If you find a Willow, get to know her because you’ll never find one like her again. This grungy music loving person will make you life worth while. She is normally pared with a blonde VSCO girl Willows can be found in a book store or playing the guitar with a book under a tree. Willow Is smart, unless it’s Math but she will manage.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT WILLOW!?
Person 2: Oh yeah! HOW EDGY!!
by PB&Jtimes September 19, 2019
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Willow

Willow is a slang term for weed
You you hot that willow
by L.W. & A.M. FOREVER <3 October 15, 2019
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willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018
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willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.
I hope I don't get willow dick again.
by Shellsnell May 3, 2018
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willow is a caring person who loves her close friends. she is outgoing but quiet she’ll stand up for her gay ass friends called keely and nhi! married to keely but fucks nhi when keely is gone at work
is that willow ? woah! her wedding was chaotic !1!1!
by willllllow October 16, 2019
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willow

a mentally retarded SJW incapable of cognitive processes she has no self respect and is a gingerist even Hitler shot himself when facing her.BIGGEST FUCKING HYPOCRITE ON THE PLANET-spazoidal level over 9000
dan-that hoe willow is here

bob-aw shit here we go again
willow-SJW HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!! spazoidal faces

Dan- get DA fuc away from me hoe
willow-where you from
Dan-Reddit
willow-screeeeeeeeeeeeee
bob-fuck off
willow-GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS
bob-neither do SJW
willow-existential misery
GROUP SUFFERS AN EPIPHANY
by NIHLISTGURU November 3, 2019
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HOW TO CARE FOR A WILLOW:
Willow is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, long hair and a cute smile. Though quite shy- after she warms up to you she is very social and outgoing. Willows are great at drawing and have a pure/raw talent for it, they are usually (not always) apart of some social group such as- baking, drawing, writing, or just ~ vibing ~
Willows are very pretty, usually sporting bright white teeth and beautiful deep eyes. Never call a Willow pretty unless close to them, they will almost definitely go into a panic. "What?? No, they are lying. Untrue, I always look terrible". Never let Willows think this, a simple ~ Everything is going to be okay ~ and a pat on the head will do the trick. I know from experience. Willows are nocturnal, meaning they are most active after midnight. Don't let them do this, it's bad for their health, and to be honest.. it's bad for you too. They enjoy long talks on the phone and sharing memes, mostly animation memes (Never tell them that you are bored of the memes, it's bad for a Willow's health).

Although they don't talk much, they are very interesting!! Never let go a Willow, you'll surely regret it..
Sam: "Where did the kitchen knives go?"
Emily: "Willow took them into her room!"
Sam & Emily together: "OH SHI-"
by Doggo Master December 7, 2020
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