united states of whatever

"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".

You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.

by MoonKnight February 26, 2003

whatever

Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.

Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car?
Idiot: Whatever.

Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what???
Intellectual: Whatever...

by Seamo March 28, 2008

whatever

When said in an annoyed tone, it means EFF OFF or SCREW YOU

Karm: You look fat in that dress.
Sue: WHATEVER.

by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003

whatever

aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.

"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever!'"

by gaselite June 18, 2003

Whatever

A way for a girl to tell a guy go ahead, but secretly don't want them to do what they want to do.

Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that babe"
Girlfriend: "Whatever, It doesn't matter"
Boyfriend: "No talk to me"

by TheOneWhoGotCheatedOn March 14, 2010

whatever trevor

An Aussie colloquialism meaning whatever, or ok.

Jack:I've got so many reasons to hate you I'm not even going to start
Simon:Whatever Trevor

by Jack Daleson December 16, 2008

whatef

This is another way to say the acronym WTF - whatef.

Guy: Hey look a goatse!
You: Gross, man...
Guy: *FAP FAP FAP*
You: whatef!

by ❼ April 14, 2009