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A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob
by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021
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do you welcome

Very old english used by retarded kido. Used "You're welcome" instead
Retarded kido: "I just checkeded you work and and this is very nice, if I understood the specs we are now all set."
Normal people: "Thank you :)"
Retarded kido: "Do you welcome"
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what she really means by "you're welcome"

"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"

What she really means by "you're welcome"

"Slide in my DMs"
by dm expert July 23, 2014
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Welcome

1. to be awesome beyond contemplation

2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present

3. to be incredibly smart

NOUN
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason")

2. one who owns in all that he/she does

VERB
1. to own someone so badly the owned begs to "take it in the face"

2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost

3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
ADJECTIVE/ADVERB
"That stunt is so Welcome."

"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty Welcomely." Multiple women: "We agree."

"That Welcome guy aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball Welcomely."

NOUN
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Welcome."

"Man! Stupid Welcome here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

VERB
Loser: "Dude... I am ashamed past reason. You Welcomed me. May I take it in the face? Welcome: "Yes. Yes, you may."

"Jesus Welcomed those Romans."
by Evan-Holmes March 15, 2009
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welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.
" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"
by Lobonb March 11, 2008
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hi welcome to chilis

An iconic vine that is quoted a lot.
by wwwoowww May 9, 2018
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Welches

Yo, I got dem welches!
by Lowki May 9, 2006
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