weiner tits

Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.

Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!

Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!

by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011

Weiner Sneeze

Slang term for male ejaculation

He weiner sneezed inside her

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.

1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."

by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

weiner sneeze

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

weiner delight

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.

Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib

by gimmeweindelight May 5, 2010