Weekyeboard

The alternate keyboard that mysteriously appears in front of your computer when you attempt to chat on IRC whilst intoxicated.

02:43 <Cynake> Aets, Says,m =arge,", 03:27 * AFK-Cynake is seriously not usually this bad wieding a weekyeboard this liate at night.

by Rosethorn January 15, 2009

Weekend Friend

A person who you don't normally associate with except for on weekends. Also a person who you don't normally associate with unless they have something to offer.

Girl #1: "I don't have any money for the bar this weekend..."
Girl #2 "OH! Call up your weekend friend, she'll foot the bill!"
Girl #1: "Good idea!"

by Nikichik December 5, 2009

Genie Weenie

A fold in the crotch of girls jeans that pops up when they sit down. The resulting image looks as if the girl has a small but erect penis in their jeans.

This fold shows up because the zipper of the jeans remains somewhat stiff while the denim wrinkles tightly when the fabric is compressed from sitting.

The same fold appears on men's jeans as well, however it is common to see humps in the crotch region of a male. Special note is taken when it happens to a female.

Jill: Lizzy! What's that in your jeans?!

Lizzy: Oh, that's just my genie weenie.

by Biggie-E January 7, 2009

Quaker weekend

The weekend that is uncommonly used and unknown to many. It is when the weekend is taken on Sunday and Monday instead of the normal Saturday and Sunday. Quakers believed this to be way more productive and fullfilling

Matt: ah man u coming over to the party Sunday night it's going to be RIDICULOUS!
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends

by Mattp001 May 12, 2010

weekend noob

flocks of noobs start coming around slowly on thursday. you can feel their vibe during the game, which is often a snotty attitude topped off with im greater than you type of talk. then friday-sunday it hits. they usually are younger kids that are still in school and play on the weekends, or are groups of buddies that come over each other houses and dont know what in the hell they are doing and are somehow always on your damn team. they are often rude and talk trash talk to the point where you dont want to play anymore because you feel childish playing a game with such immature people. you can however mute the weekend noobs or simply leave the room but you will then again see... you guessed it, more noobs. the worst weekend noob game of all time is HALO. mainly because the audience of that game is people of a younger age. socom, is completely and utterly horrible come the weekends. people who play online games know what im talking about... i hope, i am writing this on a friday oh shit their here, help!!!

(weekend noob)hey can i join your clan?

(me) yeah sure, but. it depends on how much your on, we play a lot.

(weekend noob) oh ok,i only play on the weekends is that cool ?

noob has been fragged and raped

by robert lee hayes III October 10, 2008

breezy weekes

Breezy weekes. A beautiful mother of two, who is also married to a 36 year old pine tree named Dallon weekes.

Person 1: Who is that Beautiful woman over there?
Person 2: Oh that's Breezy weekes, she's married to a tree.

by Shimmy Bill October 24, 2017

weenie wavin

Driving around in your vehicle with your weenie hanging out the window and flappin in the wind.

They always smile and wave back when they see me out weenie wavin.

by gary March 5, 2003